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Why can't I say anything normal?

likepotato:

tehcheshirecat:

peacelovefairytales:

Disney + Strong Hip Game

I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I f-ing am.”

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YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

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Anonymous said: Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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