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Why can't I say anything normal?

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

(Source: stunningpicture, via hickory-tickory-tock)

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

(via fledgling-angel)

ill-lookafteryou:

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

image

(via fledgling-angel)

releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

(via fledgling-angel)

forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

(via nickiminajvevo)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via joshpeck)

joshpeck:

looks like you have yourself a lot of roommates

joshpeck:

looks like you have yourself a lot of roommates

crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

(via joshpeck)

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig, via nickiminajvevo)